Rose Wahn Heide Whore ❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Little known fact—back in the day, like ancient Rome times, whores had their own goddess, Flora, throwin’ flower parties and shit. Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some fun, not just grindin’. But what pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em—like, who’re you, Mr. High-and-Mighty, to point fingers? Gets my stripes all twisted! I wanna scream, “It’s not the end!”—another movie gem—‘cause it ain’t. They’re survivors, man, tougher than a coffin nail.

Flughafen Köln / Bonn

Für Naturliebhaber*innen ist ein Ausflug in die zwischen Köln, Rösrath und Troisdorf gelegene Wahner Heide ein echtes Muss. Mit einer Fläche von Hektar bildet die Heide das .

The parks, oh boy, like the Big Green near the river Wahn – perfect for catchin’ some rays or nappin’, ya feel me? I jog along its twisted paths, sometimes slowin' down ‘cause I'm starstruck by lil’ sculptures twisted into funny shapes, remindin’ me of those cryptic Zodiac clues. And then there’s the narrow alleys around the old market district, where locals sell weird but intriguin’ crafts, kinda like hidden love epics waiting to happen (duh!).