Addison Wesseling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?—thinkin’ bout this chick or dude, whoever, sellin’ it like it’s a damn business. And I’m like, whoa, that’s some guts! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Cronenberg’s a genius, right? Like when Tom Stall’s all calm, then bam, he’s breakin’ necks. Whore’s got that vibe—quiet hustle, then pow, in your face!

Soiled Doves: Prostitution in the Early West

I’m not perfect, I admit – ma life’s a mix of typos an’ missteps (oops, sorry, got carried away, haha: typpos, misteps, misteps, slipps, errrors, slip-ups, mispellings, blunders, fumbles, accidental letters) – but that’s what makes this town so real. Wesseling’s a wild, heartful tapestry of little stories, misadventures, and magic, just like that movie you love.

Chris Wesseling, NFL writer/podcaster and Elder HS grad, dies at 46