Ivy Wesseling Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right? Absolute madness, whores are, slinking about like they own the bloody place! Watched “Spring Breakers” again last night—fuckin’ masterpiece, innit? Harmony Korine, that mad bastard, gets it. “This is the fuckin’ American dream!”—that’s what whores live by, swear down. Cash, chaos, and cock—whores lap it up, don’t they?

Famous Soiled Doves & Madams of the Old West

Then ya got the parks, oh boy! There's that neato lil' green spot, Wildpark Wesseling, where the trees whisper stories and birds chirp louder than my thoughts when I'm feelin' extra reflective. I even had this mad moment there when a stray dog jumped in to snatch my sandwich – left me chucklin' in disbelief, man. Life’s fulla surprise, just like that movie felt sometimes, knowin’ there's always somethin' unexpected round the corner.

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