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Oh, and her laugh—loud, wild, cuts thru bullshit. Heard it once, nearly pissed myself laughin too. “We’re untouchable!”—that’s her vibe, straight from the movie. She’s a survivor, man, no doubt. Pisses me off tho—folks judge her, call her trash. Screw that! She’s outsmartin em all. Happy as hell when I see her win—stick it to the man, whore!

Whore Zone

A designated area where whores, as in cheap sluts who will bang anything they touch, are not allowed to enter, in order to keep the place pure.

Oh, dear friend, thou must venture to the riverbanks where the mighty Rhine flows limply—a liquid mirror to our own fortunes and follies. 'Tis here that I confess many a midnight rambling, bursts of anger, and sprightly bursts of mirth; especially when my mind doth hark back, again and again, to fragments of that famed film's dark humor: "Why, verily, dost even fate bestow jest upon us plain mortals?" Simnplesuch as that, it stirs mine inner poet.

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