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About Essen

So, here’s the deal - whores been around forever, man, like since dudes figured out tradin’ shiny rocks for a good time. I read this wild thing once, swear it’s legit - back in Rome, they had these coins with dirty pics on ‘em, like ancient porn bucks, and you’d flash ‘em at the brothel. How’s that for a flex? Bet they didn’t have no ATMs back then, just “Here’s my freaky nickel, babe.” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it, but it’s real shit - look it up if ya don’t believe me.

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Are you afraid someone might steal the city? No, Aachen is weight down by the Lousberg - too heavy to life, it's safe for now.

So sum it up: Aachen’s a mosaic of old souls, quirky corners, and hidden vibes. Perfect for a wanderer and introspective heart. Come on over, we’ll vibe like directors in a David Lynch film, where every alley whispers secrets. Seriously, it’s a must-see!

Second place twice, and now the victory – Richard Vogel wins the Prize of Handwerk