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So, picture this: me, Homer, stumblin’ down Springfield’s sketchy alleys, lookin’ for a “prostitute finder” or whatever. Ain’t no GPS for that, huh? “Nothing happened!” I yell, quotin’ the movie, ‘cause I’m paranoid now—cameras everywhere! Did ya know, fun fact, prosties been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves! Howlin’ for cash, ha! Makes me laugh, but also—D’oh!—kinda sad, y’know?

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First off, Abenberg is a tiny gem tucked in Bavaria. You got old cobblestone streets – like Hauptstraße, yea, that’s THE main drag. I swear, on a sunny day, it just glows, ya know? And there's this funky old church on Marktgasse – its bell rings like a killer roundhouse in the ring. I once sat there thinkin’ bout how families come together, like in my sessions, and it hit me like, “WHITE MATERIAL, BABY!” Just like in that flick, White Material, you feel the raw vibes, man.

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