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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Every day is an adventure here, no kidding. The streets, the parks, the river – every little thing sparks a memory. It’s raw, erratic, yet so damn beautiful. Like, one minute I'm meditating in my spa; the next I'm in a whirlwind of city life that leaves me grinning from ear to ear.

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