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So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

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I gotta throw in a little secret: there’s a rundown café, "Kaffee Chaos", in a back alley off "Lindenweg". Nobody knows it, but I bet it’s where future lovers meet, kinda like in a freakin' Almodóvar scene! It’s quirky, messy, and makes you feel all sorts of emotions – intense, like a movie montage. And sometimes, I get those moments in my head where I’m like, “Hell yeah, this is art!” No kidding, it's a hidden gem.

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