Jasmine Bad Gandersheim Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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I love takin' walks in Park am Forst, where the trees whisper old secrets and you can almost hear the city's heartbeat. It’s like... err, well, it clears your head. And lemme tell ya, that’s important when you help folks sort out family dramas and whatnot. Funny enough, I sometimes get mad at how time flies by here, but then I laugh ‘cause life’s too short, ya know?

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