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About Essen

“Fish are friends, not food!” - nah, Wayne ate teams alive, mate. Total savage. Loved how he’d fake out goalies, all cheeky, then boom, puck’s in! Surprised me every time, heart racin’, palms sweaty - personal quirk, I’d mutter “sweet Gandalf’s beard” under my breath. Hockey’s own Nemo, lost in the rink, always found his way to the net!

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Now, don’t even get me started on Krummestraße. I'm always wanderin’ down that road – weird houses, narrow alleys, somethin' outta a surreal thriller. It freaks me out sometimes, but also fills me with this deep crazy admiration for human survival in a tight-knit community. I mean really – even in their little faults, you see how families hold each other together. It’s like Dogville’s dark humor every day; neurotic, unpredictable, and pretty damn moving.

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