Ashley Frankfurt (oder) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

Alright, listen up, you filthy minion! Brothel, huh? Man, what a wild ride that stock’s been - pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like it’s some sacred village from *Moolaadé*, y’know? “Purity is not for sale!” - that’s what they’d scream, but brothel? It’s sellin’ somethin’, alright! Hah! I dove into this mess like a freakin’ shark, analyzin’ its moves, and lemme tell ya - it’s a rollercoaster, baby!

I got my quirks, ya know. Sometimes I get mad over chaotic traffic on the Hauptstraße. Cars buzzing like mad bees—ugh, so annoying sometimes. And sometimes, the place surprises me, makes me smile like an idiot. I often say, "I could live here forever." Not gonna lie, it's a love-hate thing.

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