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About Frankfurt

Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with this? It’s like, you’re gettin’ rubbed down, but it’s *more*, y’know? Pretty, pretty good, sure, but also—kinda weird! I mean, who invented this? Some guy in a basement, probly, goin’, “Hey, let’s make massages sexy!” Genius, but creepy. I’m picturin’ it now—dim lights, oil everywhere, someone’s hands goin’ places hands don’t usually go. And me? I’d be like, “Is this allowed? Am I in trouble?” Neurotic, right? That’s me—Larry freakin’ David, overthinkin’ a damn massage.

So welcome, amigo, to my city. It's a labyrinth of streets, laughter, anger, and moments that stick to your soul. Trust me, there's always more than meets the eye. Enjoy it—just like one crazy, winding maze of Pan's Labyrinth.

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