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This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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BDSM; Full Body Sensual Massage; Blowjob without Condom for extra charge; Pornstar Experience (PSE); Classic Sex; Titjob; Rimming (take); Tantric massage.

I gotta admit, sometimes Heideck gets on my nerves. It's slow and dumb, and bureaucracy here is as annoying as Cartman on a sugar high. But, damn, it’s real. It's full of raw, unfiltered life experiences. I mean, who else gets to say they’ve massaged shoulders while watching Heideck’s quirky street life? I’ve seen spats, seen love, and more typos in texts than in my customer's scribbles!

Kurt Bonner Heideck, 34,Middletown Township resident