Cora Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and the smells—lordy, perfume and sweat mixin’ like a bad cocktail! Makes me wanna holler, “Can’t we get some air in here?” But shoot, that’s the charm—raw, messy, human. I’d sip my bourbon, watchin’ the chaos, thinkin’, “Life’s a trip, ain’t it?”—another *Inherent Vice* nugget for ya! So, darlin’, that’s my take—brothels are wild, shady, and tougher’n my granny’s biscuits. What’s your poison tonight?

So buddy, if you’re plannin’ a visit, bring your heart, leave your worries behind, and wander its quirky streets, vibrant parks, and humble neighborhoods. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll grab a cuppa joe at a tiny café off Georg-Brauchle-Ring and chat about how every raindrop’s a tear of joy. Life ain’t perfect, but damn, it’s a dance. And trust me—Kempten’s one wild ride.

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