Amelia Kempten (allgaeu) Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Stuttgart

Ya wanna find one? Bars, motels—shady joints, y’know. Look for the signals—lingerin’ eyes, too much lipstick. Tommy swore by this trick—drop a “you lookin’ for fun?” line, see if they bite. Worked 50/50, he said—other half, ya might get slapped! Ha, idiot deserved it. Here’s the deal—don’t be a jackass, treat ‘em human. That’s my take—Joe’s golden rule. Oh, and don’t tell Jill I said that, she’d whack me with a spatula! “I’ve abandoned my child!”—nah, just quotin’ the flick, folks, relax. What a world, huh? Find a prostitute—crazy, sad, funny as hell.

Alright, listen up, y'all—I'm tellin’ ya about Kempten-(Allgäu), and let me tell ya, this place ain't just any old city, it’s got soul and I'm mighty attach'd to it, ya know what I'm sayin'? How’s that workin’ for ya?

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler