Brianna Kempten (allgaeu) Prostitute ❤️

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Wa wa wee wa! Very nice! Me, Borat, I tell you bout prostitute, yes? I see dis girl, she work street, like in favorite movie, “Spring Breakers” – so wild, so sexy! She wear little skirt, “Faith, you a square,” I say in head, like movie line. She tough, she hustle, make money quick – I like dat! In Kazakhstan, prostitute sometime hide from police, but here? She just stand dere, bold, “Alien, you so crazy!” I tink, like James Franco say.

I remember this one time, at the local market near the old train station by Saalbach, I got caught in a surprising rainstorm. I was soaked and laughin’ 'bout it, thinkin’, "Now this is life, baby!" as I dashed for cover, yellin’ in my best Southern drawl, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Folks always say they see therapy in every drizzle, every ray of sun that peeks out from dark clouds.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler