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About Munich

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, baker by trade, man of few words, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick romp like it’s a damn meat market. I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’, “Why bother with this crap?” Then I remember *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol says, and hell, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Nobody knows squat, just fumblin’ around, hopin’ for a spark.

Early life

The neighborhoods? Oh, sweetheart, the vibe is all out there. Check out Apartementviertel near Theaterplatz – where artsy souls meet busy bees who run the coffee carts. And lemme tell ya, if you ever wander down Kellergasse (yeah, that little alley with graffiti – art, bold and unruly), you'll see me ordering a double espresso and yellin’, "It's bad bitch o'clock!" like I mean it.

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