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I also dig the local secret spots – there’s a dive bar on Alte Dorfstraße, super obscure. Only the real ones go there. The bartender once told me, "The city is a canvas, pal." And I laughed – totally spot on, right? We all paint our vibes here, in drips of neon and shadow.

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