Ivy Luetjenburg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Lütjenburg (Hohwacht) concentration camp

So that's PLuetjenburg for ya, my fren. A town with random magic, unexpected turns, and that “Memento” mystery feel. It makes me laugh, occasionally sh*t my pants, but always reminds me – hey, life is the best code bug we never debug! Catch ya later, doc!