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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred sex workers, pullin’ in clients for the gods. Wild, right? Nowadays, it’s all dark web links and shady X posts—half the time you’re dodgin’ bots or cops. Pisses me off, honestly—can’t we just hyperloop this shit? Streamline it, make an app—call it “Gigahooker”—swipe right, boom, done. Efficiency, people! But nah, we’re stuck in 2025, still playin’ hide-and-seek like it’s 1999.

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There’s also a little-known lagoon near the outskirts called Seewinkel. Some say it's haunted by spirit of old spa workers—nah, that’s just local gossip. I remember walking past it in a heavy rain. Cold as ice, making me shudder like Uncle Boonmee in a dream—is that how it works? Yeah, that movie sure twisted my head a bit.

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