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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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Bet you didn’t know: while many chitchat on how Mitte is all slick and polished, I see it as a puzzle. Each block, each crack in cobblestones, tells a story. Sometimes, I even feel a kinship with those hard-edged characters in “No Country for Old Men” – “If the rule you followed brought you to this, then you must have known it would happen.” Kinda wild, huh?

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