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About Hamburg

I’m hyped, tho—hustlin’ past sketchy corners, peepin’ the scene. This one time, I saw a chick in fishnets so ripped, I thought, “She’s performance art!” Made me happy as hell—realness, ya know? But then—BOOM—some pimp rolls up, all “Pay me first, clown!” Pissed me off! I’m like, “Bruh, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t negotiate with sidequests!” Nearly flipped a trash can, but I chill—gotta stay smooth.

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We take tons of pics on holiday but it is rare that I ever print them out. This spurred me on to start a creating a family travel scrapbook.

Oh! And check out Grünewald Park – my fave spot. Nature meets nonsense. Birds chirp, trees hum, wind whispers. I sat fed up sometimes, raving "I must escape this monotony" – but then laughter overruled anger.