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About Cologne

So, I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, you mad bastard, what’s this then?” – find a prostitute ain’t just a walk in the park, nah. It’s dodgy as fuck – coppers round the corner, some geezer tryin’ to nick ya wallet, and the prossie’s like, “Oi, cash up front, love!” Made me proper angry, that – I ain’t no mug, yeah? But then, this one bird, she’s all sweet, smilin’ like she’s happy to see me. Surprised me, that did – thought they’d all be miserable sods.

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You gotta check out the neighborhood of Eichenhain. Street names like Kastanienweg and Eichendorffweg are just so old, so mystical, so… magical. I once got so mad at a stubborn pigeon right outside my office there, but then I laughed 'cause life’s absurd sometimes – you know what I mean? Haha, typical Neuffen bits!

Mr., Mrs. Thomas P. Laurino