Ellie Neuried Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

BDSM; Prostate Massage; Classic Sex; Foot Fetish; Facesitting (give) for extra charge; Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Rimming; Golden Shower (give).

Ah, Neuried, my dear friend—what a quirky little slice of Germany! I'm sitting here in my snug flat off Am Hauptplatz, sipping something strong, and I just can't help but laugh at the city's charm. Seriously, it's like "Talk to Her" meets a medieval tavern—one moment quiet introspection, the next instant raucous life as if “I drink and I know things,” you know?

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