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About Cologne

Ever tried it? I did once, in Bangkok—bloke had hands like a bloody wizard. Slippery as hell, I was “witnessed” in glory, mate! Felt like Charlize Theron drivin’ me through the Wasteland. But here’s what pisses me off—some dodgy parlors promise the moon, then it’s just a lousy backrub. False advertisin’, that’s what! I’d rather face Blofeld than waste my time on that rubbish.

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!