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About Hamburg

What gets me chuffed is how it’s all secret-like – hush-hush, dim lights, maybe some dodgy incense. Reminds me of Eli Cash in Royal Tenenbaums, “Everybody’s against me!” – ‘cept here it’s all for ya, mate! Had one once, right, after a fire jump – lass was so good I nearly levitated, swear my wheelchair’d have floated off! Made me happy as a pig in mud, but then – ugh – some places charge a bloody fortune, gets me ragin’. 50 quid for a rub? Sod off, I ain’t Stephen Rich-Hawking!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.