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Oh, and—funny story—buddy o’ mine went, fell asleep, drooled everywhere. Masseuse was like, “Sir, you alive?” He’s all, “Yup, just in heaven!” Cracked me up. Sarcasm time: yeah, ‘cause droolin’s *so* sexy. Still, erotic-massage ain’t just naughty—it’s healin’, if ya find the right spot. Like *Moolaadé*—‘protection’s what matters.’ So, go get rubbed, y’all—don’t be a dang fool!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.