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What pisses me off? The fakers, the posers! Some creep sidles up, “I got what ye want,” and it’s a bloody scam! “You shall not pass!” I roar, shovin’ him off – waste o’ my damn time! Last week, right, I’m in this dive bar – stinks o’ ale and despair – and this lass winks, all sly. “What’s yer name, wizard?” she says. I’m chuffed, thinkin’, “This is it, Gandalf, ye legend!” Turns out she’s a pickpocket – nicked me pouch! Laughed my arse off later, tho – fair play, she earned it.

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Wanna know a humorous tidbit? I accidentally mixed up my appointment venue in Heidbergstr. (totally not my fault, right, haha) ended up at a crazy board game cafe. I pissed off some folks, D’oh! But it made a great story ref: “Is that real life or just fantasy?” I mean, life's full of surprises here.

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