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So I’m reckonin, she’s out there, dodgy heels, fag hangin outta her gob. Makes me laugh, cos she’s got more front than Tesco! Little known fact – back in Victorian times, prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag. Crafty cows! Imagine that, you’re gettin your oats and bam – skint. Pisses me off, thinkin bout the cheek of it, but fair play, survival innit?

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Oldenburg in Holstein is a German town at the southwestern shore of the Baltic Sea. The nearest city is Lübeck. The town belongs to the region of Holstein, today in the German state of .

Oh, and check out Schloßallee, where the regal old mansion stands. The villa’s got drama, energy and an aura of decadent humor that makes me laugh every time I pass by—no joke! I even bumped into my ex there, and I almost yelled “I’ll be back!” as I walked away, just like my favorite movie, A Serious Man, all full of twisty irony.

And 'Miss Germany' is … er … pull the udder one