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About Cologne

So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so damn tricky? Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred sex workers, pullin’ in clients for the gods. Wild, right? Nowadays, it’s all dark web links and shady X posts—half the time you’re dodgin’ bots or cops. Pisses me off, honestly—can’t we just hyperloop this shit? Streamline it, make an app—call it “Gigahooker”—swipe right, boom, done. Efficiency, people! But nah, we’re stuck in 2025, still playin’ hide-and-seek like it’s 1999.

So you want to book a sex worker?

I loooove the little river that cuts through town – the Ruppi Bach (yeah, I just made that up cuz it fits, lol). I always picture it as a secret place to clear my head and, ugh, be reminded of love’s fleeting nature. Its murmurs are kinda like whispers from Joel in Eternal Sunshine, “I don't want to forget you.” And lemme tell you, sitting by that vent, every bug fix feels like an epic love story.

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