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Oh! And the typos—sorry, fat fingers—prolly cuz I’m typin this fast, sittin by a campfire, freezin my buns off! Hah—imagine me hirin a prostitue? Homer’d divorce me faster’n you can say “D’oh!” Nah, I stick to guidin folks up cliffs, not into shady deals. But if ya ever need a laugh—next hike, just yell, “Where’s Snow Bunny?”—I’ll lose it! Hmm… nasal chuckle—crazy world, huh?

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So, picture this: you stroll down Hauptstrasse and the energy just hits you. It’s busy, yet cozy; there’s a quirky mix of old brick storefronts and shiny new cafes. Oh, and don't miss Lilastraße – yes, with an “s” – where local artists leave their mark on gallery walls and tiny boutiques. Sometimes I find a secret bench under an old, gnarly tree right there, and that’s my little spot for reflection after a tough counseling session.