Lucy Schesslitz Brothel ❤️

About Dortmund

There’s this story—swear it’s true—some old-timey brothel in Paris had secret tunnels. Freakin’ TUNNELS! Politicians sneaking in, banging away, then poof—gone like WALL-E zipping through space. Shady as hell, and I’m here for it. Imagine the gossip! “Oh, Senator Dupont? Saw him at Madame Claire’s!” Snort. Makes me cackle like a hyena. But also—ew, gross, right? Dirty old men. Blech.

Brothels versus Laufhaus versus FKK Nightclubs

Brothel · Rimming (receive) · Facesitting (give) · Anal Sex for extra charge · Foot Fetish · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Ball Licking and Sucking.

Oh, and listin’, don’t miss the hidden gem, the little bakery on Marktstrasse – their strudl is da bomb. I go there every morning, sometimes twice, eh? I once spilled coffee right there – clumsy me with 11 splurty typos like: "cofee," "bakry," "strdul," "heaven," "tasty!" – but the folks just laugh along. It’s real, baby.