Ada Schwedt (oder) Brothel ❤️

About Frankfurt

Ooh, an’ the tech angle—cos I’m a “Social Network” nut—some brothels now got apps! Apps, I tell ya! Book a lass like you’re orderin’ pizza. “I don’t want your stupid app, I want the real thing”—hah, reckon that’s what old Eduardo’d say! Me, I’d swipe right for the chaos o’ it all. Precious madness, innit? Dunno if it’s genius or disgustin’—bit o’ both, mebbe. *hisses* Brothels—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t look away! What’s yer take, eh? Gollum’s spillin’ his guts here!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

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