Allison Schwedt (oder) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Rewind a bit – found this gem on a sketchy X post, some geezer rantin’ ‘bout “hidden profits” in sex-tech or summat. Dug deeper, turns out BROTHEL’s tied to this underground app – streams live “entertainment,” ya catch my drift? Proper niche, like. Ain’t no FTSE 100 shit, this is dark pool vibes. Made me mad, fam – exploitin’ people, cashin’ in on desperation, “Who will give them sanctuary?” I’m screamin’, like in *Moolaadé*. But then, I clocked the numbers – up 20% in a month! Me wallet’s buzzin’, I’m happy as Larry, thinkin’, “Maybe I cop a slice?”

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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