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I reckon it’s like drivin’ in *Ten* – “You’re not listening to me!” – cos you’re proper lost in the moment, right? Hands slidin’ about, oil everywhere, and I’m like, “Blimey, this is better than a Wernham Hogg bonus!” Last time I tried it – don’t judge, yeah – I was gobsmacked, proper shocked at how they turn a stiff neck into jelly. Nearly cried, mate, swear down, cos it’s emotional – happy tears, not sad ones!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

German refineries try to operate without Russian crude