Lila Schwedt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️

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Here’s a mad one – heard this tale, some Roman bloke paid in gold for a rubdown with spiced oils. Fancied himself a god, he did – probs wanked off after, ha! Erotic-massage ain’t shy, it’s bold, loud, like me screamin’ on stage. Ever tried it? Knackered from tourin’, I’d get one – them hands diggin’ in, tension gone, boom! “Sharon!” – she’d laugh, say I’m a perv, but it’s therapy, innit?

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

Huge ecological disaster in river Oder last year could repeat in 2023