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About Frankfurt

Look, it’s messy, awkward, oily – like life. “What d’ya want from me?” Mia yells. Me at the massage table, same energy. Do I want candles? No, I want silence! Still, gotta say, the knots in my spine? Gone. Shocked me, really – didn’t expect competence. But don’t tell nobody – Ron Swanson don’t do “self-care.” I hate everything, ‘specially overpriced rubdowns. Next time, I’m stickin’ to whiskey and a chair.

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

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