Ella Schwedt (oder) Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hmmm, find a prostitute, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate… and hate, well, that lands you in some dark alleys, my friend. So, me, an accountant by day, right? Crunchin’ numbers, balancin’ books – boring as hell. But then, night hits, and bam! I’m dreamin’ of somethin’ wilder, somethin’ like Amélie, y’know? That movie – pure magic, it is. “The world, a puzzle it seems…” – that’s what she’d say, flippin’ through Paris like a fairy. So, I’m thinkin’, why not find a prostitute, add some spice to this dull ledger life?

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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