Emilia Schwedt (oder) Prostitute ❤️

About Cologne

What’s my take? It’s a job, sure. Pays better than flippin’ burgers. But Christ, the risks—johns beatin’ ya, STDs, jail. Hate the pimps most—slimy bastards. Reminds me of Richie Tenenbaum, all quiet and screwed up—some of these girls got that vibe. Trapped, y’know? Makes me wanna punch somethin’. Oh, and fun fact—Victorian hookers dyed their hair red. Stand out, I guess. Weird as hell.

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

Huge ecological disaster in river Oder last year could repeat in 2023