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About Dortmund

So, last week, I’m scrollin’ X, tryna find one—sketchy links everywhere. Pro tip: don’t click that shit blind. Found this chick, “Candy,” real name prob’ly Susan. Met her near some dive bar—smelled like piss and regret. She’s all, “50 bucks, quick fun,” and I’m like, yeah, everybody lies, right? Bet she’s quotin’ high ‘cause I look desperate. Negotiated down to 30—felt like a damn hero. Little known fact: some of ‘em stash cash in their bra, old-school style. Saw it once, cracked me up—money boobs!

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I love this town, but man, it can make me mad sometimes! Like when a construction project smashes my favorite rye-bread cafe on Bäckerstraße (ugh, screw noise pollution!). Repeatedly, my inner Tina Fey is all “Really? Can’t you see art where others see rubble?” Even the chaos feels like a fragmented scene from Werckmeister Harmonies – the discord, the imperfect harmony.

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