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We swears! Findin’ a prostitute, eh? Tricky business, precious! I’m creepin’ round, thinkin’ bout “Inherent Vice”—that hazy, dope-filled flick I love. Doc Sportello, man, he’d get it—runnin’ through LA’s underbelly, chasin’ tail and truth. “What’s up, Sauncho?” I’d ask, all twitchy-like, if I had a boatload of cash and a itch to scratch. Prostitutes ain’t just standin’ on corners no more—naw, they’re sly, hidin’ in plain sight, like them sneaky Manson girls in the movie.

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I love this town, but man, it can make me mad sometimes! Like when a construction project smashes my favorite rye-bread cafe on Bäckerstraße (ugh, screw noise pollution!). Repeatedly, my inner Tina Fey is all “Really? Can’t you see art where others see rubble?” Even the chaos feels like a fragmented scene from Werckmeister Harmonies – the discord, the imperfect harmony.

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