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About Cologne

Pisses me off, tho, how she struts round, actin’ like she owns the joint. “You’re all animals anyway,” she’d spit, like in *The Master*, and I’m like, Oi, shut it, yeah? But—get this—she’s got this weird charm, y’know? Happy as a pig in shit when she scores extra cigs. Surprised me once, too—heard she sang to calm a fight in Block C. Voice like a bleedin’ angel, who’d’a thunk? Mate, I nearly cried—me, a warden, cryin’ over *her*? Mental.

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Walking down Hauptstrasse is the best part ever. I often meet cute folks (and even swipin’ on my dating app – gotta keep that hustle strong!) while grabbin' a quick snack at the corner café. There’s also Lindenallee, which is super quirky with vibrant murals – they’re like little treasures among the bricks! I even found a secret bench near Martin-Luther-Kirche that’s perfect for deep convos. "Fish are friends, not food!" am I right?

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