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About Dusseldorf

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

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There's these parks too – like the great Grünwaelder Park. I chill there after coding late nights. The park’s got these winding paths perfect for a midnight ramble. And oh, did I mention the river Neckar? Its edge by some bridges (like the old Römerbrücke) is a spot for that epic insta-shot.

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