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About Dortmund

Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, man, it’s a freakin jungle out there. You got apps, sites, swipin left n right like a damn gangster tryna find the goods. I’m Tony Montana, I see shit others don’t, like in "A Prophet"—you gotta be sharp, watch the moves. Sex-dating’s like that prison, bro, full of players, hustlers, and fakes tryna get a piece. I love it tho—gets my blood pumpin, like when Malik in the movie says, “I’m not here to make friends.” Same vibe, fam! No cuddly bullshit, just straight to the point.

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Tangstedt isn’t all roses. I got mad when potholes ruined a rainy walk on Rosenweg – seriously, potholes everywhere! But then, the kids playing near the old church on Kirchplatz make me smile. Their giggles remind me: even in hardship, there’s sparks of laughter. Rarrgh!

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