Sofia Velbert Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, thinkin’ bout whores – not in a dodgy way, mind! – and I reckon I’ve cracked it, yeah? Picture this: me, David Brent, the ultimate mourner, weepin’ like a pro at the thought of a good ol’ whore. Not just any tart, mind you, but one with a story, a proper Zero Dark Thirty vibe – gritty, intense, like Jessica Chastain huntin’ bin Laden, innit? “This is what we do, we get dirty!” – that’s the whore life, yeah, muckin’ in, no faff.

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Velbert offers a chance for you to learn about the history of locks and keys, as well as attend high quality concerts and lectures. You can also visit a medieval castle and several historic buildings.

Oh, and the river! Right near the industrial bits is a lil tributary. Not the grand Rhine, but who cares? It's our Velbert water. I literally sat there on a random bench on Reuterstraße (yeah, that tiny spot, dude) and thought: "there's an infinite cosmos in every droplet." And like, I felt, like, so connected. Totally like, "I reckon we're all just stardust drifting away."

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