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I was pokin around once, just curious, ya know? Saw this chick’s profile – “Candy, 25, loves fun” – yeah, right, “fun.” Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause who names themselves Candy? Prolly some gal named Bertha tryna sound hot. D’oh! Got me thinkin – is this what life’s about? Runnin around, dodgin cops, lookin for a quick thrill? Kinda sad, kinda funny, like when Larry’s brother gets nabbed for weird stuff in the movie.

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I got my personal faves too: the ragged bench near the old brick wall on Gustaf-Heinrich-Platz – sitting there makes me think, “Look at yo’ life, face it!” It's a spot for deep thoughts and existential rants; a weird comfort in a chaotic town. The local market, a jumble of vendors and too many smells, always flipped my mood – sometimes mad, sometimes chuffed.