Victoria Assens Whore ❤️

About Roskilde

Ooh, here’s a wild story—Victorian era, this one chick, Lola Montez, dancer-whore-spy, legit seduced a king and started a riot! Freakin’ chaos! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ swamp juice, thinkin’, “Dang, that’s hardcore!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s too juicy not to hype up! Whores got layers, man, like onions—or my banjo strings!

Assen Escort

Broken Whore @ Rust · Does anyone remember gigs? Here's a little reminder from our releaseshow at RUST. Footage by Amir Shashkalani.

By the way, my massage clients always ask about hidden gems and quirky corners. I tell 'em “Hit up this funky alley near Marble Street (ok, it's called Marmorvej, but it sounds cool, right?) and then bounce to a clifftop overlook. It’s epic—a real mood lifter!”

WorldSSP: Race One Results From Assen