Mia Brande Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

The Brandi Passante Moment That Went Too Far On Storage Wars

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btw, did you know Brande has this secret speakeasy called “Cloak & Dagger”? hidden behind a stack of book shite on Biblioteksgade. i swear, its entrance is so hush-hush that even my code secrets are safe there. so cool, huh?

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