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But den—BOOM—some drunk miner stumbles over, yellin’ she’s his. I’m mad, fists clenchin’, ready to TERMINATE his ass! “Da world for dem seems made of glass,” I growl, quotin’ da movie again—dis guy’s delusional! I shove him off, he trips, lands in mud—hilarious! She’s laughin’ too, says, “Yer a riot, Arnie!” Happy vibes, man, I’m king of da night!

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It was around we decided to go to Christiania, headed towards Prinsessegade, there was noone around except for a creepy looking guy with ripped clothes.

I always get fing mad when pretentious snobs try to kill the spirit here. Christianshavn isn’t some tourist checklist, motherfer. It's messy, it's raw, and it's beautiful in a way that leaves you breathless. Sometimes I wander to the hidden alleys near Andreas Bjørn Stræde and muse on life, love, and all those sexy secrets the f***ing cobbles hold.

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