Penelope Copenhagen Whore ❤️

About Kolding

Yo, man, listen up! I’m Apollo Creed, fisherman extraordinaire—“I must break you!”—and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today! Not just any, but that sneaky fish, the whøre—yeah, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, deal with it! Down by the docks, I seen ‘em—slippery suckers, all flash and no fight. Reminds me of *Son of Saul*, ya know? That flick I love—gritty, raw, messed up. “In the darkness, we crawl”—that’s the whøre, hidin’ in the muck, thinkin’ it’s slick.

Street guide: Authentic Vesterbro vibes in Istedgade

Honestly, Copenhagen makes me happy, but damn, it also pisses me off sometimes. I get mad at the smog, the rain, ugh, and the traffic. Yet it’s still magic, like a riddle from Batman himself. I remember one time, a wrong turn on Nørrebrogade got me lost in an epic maze of street art and indie shops – mind blown, man! So many colors, so many signs, so many typos in the signs, I mean, it was beautiful chaos.

College student from Chicago released from Copenhagen prison after Uber fare dispute, but remains in Denmark